Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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