I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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