East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
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