so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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