The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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