Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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