Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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