It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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