I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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