I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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