what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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