Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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