escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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