did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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