and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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