I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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