Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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