Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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