Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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