come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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