Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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