I wannas sexs uuuuu
I want to make a zoo with you.
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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