Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
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