I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
and i looked up. we had an audience...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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