hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
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