I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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