I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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