Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
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