I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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