When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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