i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
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