you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
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