dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Randomize
