So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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