Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
BRING THE BAGELS
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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