Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
well you can't waste a boner
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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