I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Randomize
