i wish there were pregnant emoticons
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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