3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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