All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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