But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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