Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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