You just made me feel so damn special
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
No subtext here. People are naked.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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