Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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