There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Randomize
