Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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