there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
Randomize
