Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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