Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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