This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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