How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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